isthereanybodyaliveoutthere:

tritanium:

isthereanybodyaliveoutthere:

flash-beagle:

the-metres-gained:

flash-beagle:

If I hear another person say “Malcolm should lead the ALP”, I will curl into a ball and cry for eternity.

HAHAHAHA PEOPLE ARE SO DUMB

also you know I was thinking can we even really call you one of the left anymore?

Officially and practically, you probably could still call me on the ‘left’.

Realistically, though, I have no clue.

I don’t even know what ‘left even means anymore.

Meet David.

Why my name?

I like Malcolm because I’m a small-l liberal at heart. I’m not on the left nor am I a Greens or Labor supporter.

I made one joke, once, because of my love for him. 

I don’t understand!?

Your name not because of Turnbull, your name because flash-beagle looks like a prime target for your (presumed) Democrats cookie sale recruitment drive.

Oh ok… cool.

Come into me us… there’s no distance in between our love political ideological affiliation.

Any questions? 

(Source: the-flash-beagle)

(Reblogged from ichbineinbelieber)

Notes

  1. tritanium reblogged this from the-metres-gained and added:
    Yeah but, I mean, hey, you lost me to another party. That’s obviously a major loss for the Liberal Party in Australia. I...
  2. ichbineinbelieber reblogged this from tritanium and added:
    And even if there was, their name would still constitute blatant false advertising.
  3. the-metres-gained reblogged this from tritanium and added:
    Stop lying I’m pretty sure I fully endorsed your decision to get involved in the Democrats
  4. weneverarewhatweintendorinvent reblogged this from ichbineinbelieber and added:
    and i want to be his mistress
  5. monsterpussy said: for real.
  6. the-flash-beagle posted this