Actually, Democrats are the natural “flat-earthers”
Back in Columbus’ day, the main fuel and building material was wood. For those of you who don’t realize it, that means every tree in sight had to be cut down to build the massive ships and navies, and to burn for heat! So when Columbus was trying to set sail, it was actually the Democrats of his day, who were there trying to obstruct science, exploration, and progress because they would have been protesting the cutting down of too many trees. And Obama’s liberal ancestors would not have set foot on one of those evil ships made of wood… no siree!!! He was going to prove that he could reach the New World in a vessel made from alternative energy sources. That’s right… Obama was going to make his ship from - hmmmm - well, from whatever Solyndra could make it from back then. Meanwhile, the 1492 version of silly leftists like Obama would have been saying: “we can’t explore our way out of this mess”.
Yep…

